Announcing The Arrival of 2.0 2.0
It has recently become clear that we’re now in the first stages of 2.0 2.0.
And I’m pleased to report that all indicators firmly support universal expectations that 2.0 2.0 will be much better than 2.0 1.0 was, or hoped to be.
In fact, 2.0 2.0 is predicted to positively blow the doors off 2.0 1.0.
Besides being cheaper, faster, and better than 2.0 1.0, 2.0 2.0 will be vastly more profitable, fully nourishing in a non-fattening ecologically and ethically responsive way, and a supremely snappy dresser for all occasions.
2.0 2.0 is a bold reconceptualization of the basic framing tenets of 2.0, that takes full advantage of the new capabilities and possibilities latent in the emerging 2.0.
Whereas the inherent weaknesses of the basic conceptual construction of 2.0 1.0 were only apparent in the after-the-fact fashion that was typical of the fundamental limitations in the 2.0 1.0 understanding of 2.0, 2.0 2.0 is a fully transparent, self-funding, scalable, genuinely progressive, emancipatory, empowering, and comprehensive vision of the future evolution of 2.0.
Now that 2.0 2.0 is here, we can look back on the inadequacies of 2.0 1.0 with a mixture of pride — after all, it was the only understanding of 2.0 available at the time, and it did lay the foundations for the sublimely enhanced 2.0 that is 2.0 2.0 — and chagrin, since we recognized even in the moment that the fullest flower of 2.0 1.0 could only hope to be an incomplete portrayal of the true possibilities of 2.0 that precluded realizing 2.0’s full potential as long as it was the dominant paradigm for interpreting 2.0.
Thankfully, we can now look forward to the imminent realization of the full promise of the 2.0 2.0 vision, as it harnesses collective, emergent, non-linear, thingies to bring peripheral benefits unimaginable in the era of 2.0 1.0, such as improving conversation at industry cocktail parties, and making everyone a good dancer.